Dear Corey # 3

Dear Corey,
  Today I baby sat two elementary school children and two chihauhaus. It was a blast, obvious... not really. But money's money right?  I realized as I got in my teeny bikini that, your girlfriend really needs to shed.. about seven pounds... minimum. I know it bothers you when I criticize my body image. But I miss looking smoking hot for you. I want to be 102 again. I've been eating right while you've been gone and hitting the gym and nothing, no improvement. I'm starting to get really discouraged. I just want my old body back. Especially with you going away, I want to look as sexy and as thin as I possibly can. Since you're the most handsome man I have ever laid eyes upon. I need your help when you come home tomorrow. GET MY ASS INTO SHAPE lol. Anyways, off of my tangent, today I did next to nothing. Other than babysitting, I did minimal grocery shopping for essentials of course. I need deoterant but they didn't have the kind you like so much so I didn't buy any.. I must go tomorrow. lol After that I made my mom a scrumptious dinner- chicken with lemon zest, lemon juice, thyme, salt and pepper. Along with rice and summer squash with herbs. The meal was delicious, the only problem is that.. apparently catterpillars are make themselves feel at home in my herb garden. As I was cutting into my chicken breast, I saw something too green to be any of the herbs.. and too big. I was like mom, "Is this a kitty pillar?" She said, "why yes it is Taryn.. you roasted a kitty pillar" "More protein for you!" I quickly flicked it off into the garbage and cut off the piece it was touching. lol
       After my dinner, I tried calling you.. which clearly wasn't working. Then I decided to go run a mile up at the track. Since I need to and all. Now I'm talking to you, and I can't wait for you to come home tomorrow.. even though I probably won't even see you. Oh well.

I love you so much honey.

Love Always,
Taryn